"Back in my days they used bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly."
Foster Friess, Santorum Super PAC Backer - Buzzfeed (via brooklynmutt)

I’m going to hate everything today, aren’t I?
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HAHAHA FUCK YOU.
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