Just in case you haven’t yet had time to work this out for yourself.
You just have to feel bad for old dudes who think that a) the aspirin joke is funny, and b) it would actually work. Must be very unimaginative.
(Source: keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)
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Reblogging because my mom always told me that…. I don’t think this is what she had in mind :p
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Even in jest, I can’t bring myself to tag this as “safer-sex.” It does have some nice positions though! :D
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I guess it’s not that effective a contraceptive after all.
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I love the internet and all the snarky people here.
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I have done all of these at one point or another, and I, LK, endorse this. Sex for president. These are also all for...
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This is perfect.
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